Sunday, April 28, 2013

Apparently Drug Addicts Love Our Blog

This will be a short post. I just wanted to share a little insight we gained while looking through the page view counts for this blog:


I was wondering what was special about April 20th, until Jessica walked in and said "Oh look, we got a spike in our page views on National Drug Day".

Now you may be thinking: Drug Free Day? Isn't that what Red Ribbon Week is for? Why do they need a separate day for it? When I expressed my confusion, Jessica explained that it's a day for doing drugs. I was curious how my sweet, not-at-all-a-drug-addict wife would know about this, and she blames it on her high school friend having a birthday that day. Sure.... (rolls eyes suggestively while quietly hiding the prescription drugs).

When she brought this up we decided to check if it was a local thing or actually a national trend. Enter Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4_20

For those of you as confused by this as I initially was, "cannabis" is another word for marijuana, which is another word for pot (the kind you smoke, not that other one. Ewwww.)

So there you have it. Our blog is scientifically proven to be linked to drug use. Continue reading at your own peril. (Just kidding, please keep reading. A disturbing amount of our fragile self esteem depends on the numbers that come up on our screen when we look up our blog).

*Disclaimer: We do not in any way condone the use or misuse of drugs. The End.


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